Pan Goatee Astral Projects To The Vatican

Pan Goatee decided to try something new for his next astral projection attempt.

He was going to see if he could also astral project a murder weapon with him so he could bump somebody off.

He had his machete by his side as he lay in bed and concentrated.

Obviously he could not teleport an actual physical material object with his mind nor did this object have an astral body connected to it like a living form did.

But he figured there might be some sort of energy force surrounding the object and he could take that energy force with him and use it like a Star Wars style laser weapon controlled by the Force to bump somebody off.

Speaking of Star Wars (the Star Wars series of films he had watched recently), Pan Goatee reflected on how much he loved the character of Darth Vader.

He didn't care so much for Anakin Skywalker in his pre-Darth Vader days as a young pure and innocent but extremely naive young man.

He only started to like Anankin when he started turning towards the dark side of the Force.

And loved Anakin as a full-fledged Darth Vader.

He was disappointed with the ending of the Star Wars series of films (which was actually the end of the third Star Wars film George Lucas made) when Darth Vader wimped out and returned to the good side of the Force as Luke Skywalker's loving father Anakin Skywalker.

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Pan Goatee closed his eyes and concentrated.

He held on tightly to his machete.

Then he tried to project himself upwards.

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Pan Goatee felt himself wandering around the Vatican with a laser-like energized machete by his side.

He noticed someone approaching.

He lay in wait.

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Dmitry Maranov was a minor clerk at the Russian Embassy to the Vatican.

He had just found out something totally shocking.

Rather than tell his boss the Russian Ambassador to the Vatican who in turn would notify the proper Vatican authorities, Dmitry Maranov felt the need to tell Pope Francis directly.

So he ran around the Vatican himself and as he did so, he earnestly prayed to God that through some miracle, he would run into Pope Francis himself.

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Pan Goatee raised his machete and pierced the man through the heart using the laser ray weapon of death.

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Dmitry Maranov fell to the ground dead with the laser wound to his heart.

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To be continued.