Pan Goatee the serial killing satyr
pan piper and roller skater
half-man half-goat
he'll slit your throat
or maybe your gut
leaving you in a rut
but if you've got one testicle
he'll spare your nut
he is wanted by DARPA
because without a magic carpa'
he can astral project
like invisible stealth jet
and wander across the globe
cutting off an ear lobe
and then added it to Van Gogh's self-portrait
causing museum curators to have a fit
and now he's in a museum again
like it's his personal play pen
saying to the statue of Neb-Senu
who some propose to hold down with glue,
"Come astral project with me."
Statue replied, "But first I have to pee."
In the Manchester Museum's washroom a great commotion
as Egyptian statue sings, "Come on do the locomotion..."
-written by Christopher
Friday afternoon
June 28th 2013.
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