"There's something that bothers me," the shapeshifting hamster/human Renfield R. Renfield remarked as he tried to shave his hamster whiskers with an ancient Japanese samurai sword.
"What's that?" Amadeus asked as he painted the toenails on his right foot a bright orange coloured nailpolish that had been recommended to him by a lady Malaysian banker.
"Whatever became of the body of that giant Nephilim that Dracul Van Helsing slew on the English Bay beach?" Renfield looked quizzical.
"I noticed minutes after Van Helsing slew him," Amadeus replied, "that a group of U.S. Navy SEALS arrived on the beach and whisked the body away."
"They did?" Renfield looked incredulous, "why would they do that?".
"They've been doing it with the bodies of giant Nephilim that have been found in Iraq and Afghanistan as well," Amadeus was letting the nail polish dry as he wiggled his toes, "taking away the bodies and putting them in a secret CIA laboratory in Langley where they're undergoing dissection and genetic experimentation."
"How do you know all that?" Renfield was genuinely impressed.
"I read it all on a Julian Assange Fan Club website," Amadeus helped himself to an egg roll and a glass of chocolate milk.
* * *
In the Ecuadorian Embassy in London, one of Assange's aides told the beleagured founder of Wikileaks, "The body of yet another giant Nephilim has been spirited away by the U.S. government."
"It's getting to be an epidemic," Assange quipped as he ate from a can of Green Giant vegetables.
To be continued.
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