Amadeus Emanon reflected on the events that transpired last night.
He remembered Dracul Van Helsing dressed as Sherlock Holmes pick up a stone on the beach and put it in his slingshot and aimed the stone against the Nephilim giant's forehead.
The Nephilim giant fell to the sand- dead.
Renfield R. Renfield (dressed as a tuna fish sandwich) who was about to be eaten by the giant- now look relieved.
"Good thing for you, Renfield," Van Helsing remarked, "that I happened to be in Sunday school class the day they taught us about David and Goliath."
* * *
"You have that shocked look on your face," Hyung Grace Kwan said as she smoothed her skirt, "as if you just found out something that you didn't know before."
"That's true," Van Helsing nodded, "I found out on television last night that Jonny Lee Miller who plays Sherlock Holmes on one of my two favourite television shows this season- Elementary (my other favourite TV show being Beauty and The Beast that stars Kristin Kreuk) was once married to Angelina Jolie. I DIDN'T know that and I always thought I was such a big Angelina Jolie fan."
"We can't all be perfect Angelina Jolie fans," Hyung answered.
"I suppose not," Van Helsing agreed, "and when I played Sherlock Holmes in a school production, I didn't have a Doctor Watson who looked like Lucy Liu."
On the radio, Rod Stewart could be heard singing, "Some guys have all the luck..."
To be continued.
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