Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Day After

"In our continuing analysis and statistical breakdown of yesterday's vote," CNN's Anderson Cooper intoned, "among voters who are left-handed and wear pink nail polish on the toenails of their right feet, 52% of them voted for Obama and 48% voted for Romney..."

"I'm surprised that Romney got as high a percentage as he did among people who wear pink nail polish on the toenails of their right feet," Amadeus Emanon said as he ate a peanut butter and jam sandwich.

"It is odd indeed," Renfield admitted as he ate a tuna fish and mermaid sandwich.


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"I've got the feeling that someone just swam over my grave," the mermaid Priyanka said to Swiss scientist Dr. Fahrenheit Celsius as she shivered in the waters of English Bay.

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"So what's going to happen now that Obama's been re-elected?" South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan asked Dracul Van Helsing.

The Canadian vampire hunter replied, "Well only time will tell."


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The TIME Magazine head office in New York City was suddenly hit by a Nor'easter snow storm.



To be continued.

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