..."meanwhile in other news," the BBC Announcer intoned, "British Foreign Secretary William Hague was overheard telling a staffer this morning that his wife had complained about his pubic hair having turned white the night before..."
"That's bizarre," Amadeus Emanon sipped on an iced tea.
"Very," Renfield R. Renfield agreed.
"And still on matters relating to the government, British Prime Minister David Cameron told a reporter on BBC Radio this morning that he had just read a top secret government dossier on the current situation in Syria. And while we're on matters relating to the Prime Minister, a highly informed source told BBC that this afternoon 10 Downing Street put in an order for a year's supply of Just For Men hair gel..."
"The news seems to be getting weirder and weirder each day," Amadeus ate a potato chip.
"It does indeed," Renfield helped himself to a curried goat's leg that he got at a bargain price from an emergency liquidation sale for the Westminster House of Commons Cafeteria.
"Still no word on who murdered the staff at the Westminster House of Commons Cafeteria yesterday. Videotapes showed the perpetrator wearing a Maggie Thatcher mask although some are speculating that the murderer was the serial killer that the British tabloids have dubbed the Serial Killer. Inspector Depp of Scotland Yard announced that the police still have nothing to go on although the Scotland Yard Commissioner says he has put in a new order to replace the cracked toilet seats down at the Yard..."
To be continued.
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