Renfield and Amadeus Watch A Documentary

Renfield R. Renfield and Amadeus Emanon were watching a BBC Documentary about the life of Stryker the death heavy metal rock singer and superstar whom Renfield killed by crucifying him in a nightclub during the early morning hours of Good Friday 2011.

Renfield crucified him because a couple of years earlier Stryker swiped the last tuna fish sandwich off the plate at a party before Renfield could get to it.

Stryker was buried in a tomb in London's Highgate Cemetery not far from Karl Marx's grave.

It was said he rose from the dead on Easter Sunday 2 days later.

"And," the documentary host went on, "it was said that 40 days later , Stryker fell down a hole in a cave in the Swiss Alps as he was followed by a group of airhead groupies.  As the groupies stood there gaping down at the hole in the cave, a demon appeared to them and said, O airhead groupies, why do you stand there gaping at the hole where the Son of Belial has descended? In like manner, you shall someday see him ascending again...."

"Ten days later it was said that a vial containing the DNA of Stryker fell off the shelf at Set Enterprises Laboratories and hit Dr. Cadbury Rocher on the head," the host related, "and Dr. Rocher said, 'I forgot all about this vial'. And then Dr. Rocher started babbling in strange tongues because of the blow on the head.  He went out in the streets of London and sang various heavy metal songs where groups of heavy metal fans from all over the world gathered and said, "He's singing those in our own language..."

"I suppose it was the DNA in that vial that Dr. Rocher used in the genetic cocktail of DNA he used to create his first half-man half-goat hybrid satyr that he called Pan No. 1 which was lost," Amadeus noted.

"Thanks to your carelessness," Renfield also noted.

Amadeus went silent.

"The cave where Stryker fell down a hole interestingly enough is not far from the Swiss chalet where lives the Vampiress Martini the legally separated wife of the London based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set...."

"It's too bad that marriage didn't work out," Amadeus helped himself to some Pot Of Gold chocolates.

"I suppose," Renfield grimaced as he ate a sour pickle, "still it was a marriage made for financial reasons and not romantic reasons.  As long as the boss keeps getting money from Martini, there's no reason to complain..."

To be continued.