Yes Minister At Westminster

British Foreign Secretary William Hague entered his office for a meeting with his advisors.

The Foreign Secretary stopped and looked at all his advisors, "Hey fellas, what's with the similar hair colour? And why snow white? Thinking of going on an expedition to the Antarctic?".

"You better read this, Minister," the snow white haired 21-year-old assistant deputy Foreign Secretary Malcolm Black handed Mr. Hague the Eyes Only dossier on the current situation in Syria, "and when you finish reading it, you'll probably be quite thankful that you're bald."

            

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Three MPs entered the cafeteria for the House of Commons at Westminster.

"Good God," the first MP exclaimed as he entered through the door, "someone has murdered the entire cafeteria staff."

"I'm surprised that this hasn't happened long ago," the second MP interjected, "considering the quality of the food served here."

"I was actually looking forward to having their curried goat legs' special for this evening," the third MP sighed.

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To be continued.