Doctor Nietzsche Friedrich

Anderson Cooper: Hello, this is Anderson Cooper
for CNN News. We are standing here at Piccadily
Circus in the middle of downtown London talking to
Doctor Nietzsche Friedrich the President of the British
Atheist Association.

Dr. Nietzsche Friedrich: God does not
exist.

Anderson Cooper: I understand the British
Atheist Association is conducting an aggressive
advertising campaign.

Dr. Nietzsche: That's right. Numerous wars
have been fought in the name of religion.
We don't need any more people killed.

Anderson Cooper: How do you explain the fact that
3 of the greatest mass murderers in History-
Josef Stalin, Mao-tse tung and Pol Pot were all
atheists?

Dr. Nietzsche: I don't try to explain that fact.
I just ignore it.

Anderson Cooper: And what has been the
reaction of Doctor Rowan Williams the Archbishop
of Canterbuy to your militant God does not
exist advertising campaign?

Dr. Nietzsche: Being a contemporary modern
Anglican, Doctor Williams isn't sure what he believes
in, He could be an atheist one day and a Druidic sun
worshipper the next.

(Anderson Cooper slips on some ice on the sidewalk)

Dr. Nietzsche: You should really be more careful,
Anderson. It's people like you who rush blindly
ahead who most likely are to run into danger...
and remember...
God is dead!

(Dr. Nietzsche steps off the curb directly in front
of an oncoming London doubledecker bus bearing the side
advertisement God probably doesn't exist. So enjoy
life!)

Anderson Cooper: It appears so is Doctor Nietzsche.


The End.