Renfield On Halloween

It was Halloween and Renfield R. Renfield the shapeshifting hamster/human Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was pouring over notes.
Renfield had a problem.

Set's brother the ancient Egyptian vampire Osiris was slated to return to Earth on December 21st of this year.

The black magic spell that Set had used to exile his brother Osiris to a planet in the star system of Sirius was set to expire on the ancient Egyptian calendar on the same date as December 21st of the Gregorian calendar.

Coincidentally the Aztec feathered serpent god Quetzalcoatl who had been exiled to Saturn's moon Titan by Osiris' wife the ancient Egyptian vampiress Isis under a black magic spell- his exile was due to expire on December 21st of the Gregorian calendar as well.

Renfield wondered if this was what the ancient Mayans had in mind when they ended their long count calendar on the Mayan calendar equivalent date of December 21st of the Gregorian calendar.

Because Quetzalcoatl was now an enemy of both Isis and Osiris- he had signed an alliance treaty (via interplanetary telegraph) with the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.

Set and the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec (who was the spiritual god-daughter and contemporary High Priestess of Quetzalcoatl) had often worked together on many joint missions of international espionage and intrigue.

Renfield had an interesting email on his iPad tablet.

It was from the Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.

Van Helsing offered to help Renfield stop Osiris from arriving to Earth if in turn Renfield helped him stop Quetzalcoatl from returning to Earth.

An interesting offer- Renfield scratched his hamster whiskers which were starting to show.

Van Helsing of course had in the past been an enemy of both Set and Renfield.

Now here was Van Helsing offering to help Renfield stop Set's biggest arch-enemy of all- Set's brother Osiris.

Which way should he Renfield go?

There was a knock on the door.

It was Amadeus Emanon wanting to go out trick or treating.

To be continued.

Renfield's Year So Far

The psychopathic genetically created shapeshifting hamster/human Renfield R. Renfield had had a pretty exciting 2012 so far.
Last year, the Norse demon wolf Fenrir whom he had invoked to help bring about the Norse apocalypse of the Battle of Ragnarok had been slain by South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan.
That really ticked Renfield off.
And to top it off, Hyung after slaying Fenrir then did a little dance.
The dance was observed by South Korean pop singing sensation Psy who made a music video out of it called Gangnam Style.
That really pissed Renfield off.
The most dangerous thing he did this year was when he snuck aboard a helicopter with James Bond star Daniel Craig and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to jump out of a helicopter.
Renfield hoped the feat would win him the prestige from Britain's upper classes he so desired.
But when his chute failed to open and he plunged screaming into the Thames far below- it had the opposite effect- lowering his reputation among Britain's upper classes even further.
The most annoying moment of the year came for him this past August when Syrian President Bashar Assad actually had the nerve to de-friend him on Facebook.
Assad had written on his Facebook page that the hamster/human was too psychopathic and homicidal a character for his tastes.
For Renfield, that was the final insult.
To be continued.