Renfield's Year So Far

The psychopathic genetically created shapeshifting hamster/human Renfield R. Renfield had had a pretty exciting 2012 so far.
Last year, the Norse demon wolf Fenrir whom he had invoked to help bring about the Norse apocalypse of the Battle of Ragnarok had been slain by South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan.
That really ticked Renfield off.
And to top it off, Hyung after slaying Fenrir then did a little dance.
The dance was observed by South Korean pop singing sensation Psy who made a music video out of it called Gangnam Style.
That really pissed Renfield off.
The most dangerous thing he did this year was when he snuck aboard a helicopter with James Bond star Daniel Craig and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II to jump out of a helicopter.
Renfield hoped the feat would win him the prestige from Britain's upper classes he so desired.
But when his chute failed to open and he plunged screaming into the Thames far below- it had the opposite effect- lowering his reputation among Britain's upper classes even further.
The most annoying moment of the year came for him this past August when Syrian President Bashar Assad actually had the nerve to de-friend him on Facebook.
Assad had written on his Facebook page that the hamster/human was too psychopathic and homicidal a character for his tastes.
For Renfield, that was the final insult.
To be continued.