Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Ghost Of A T-Rex

South African witch doctor Sterling Makabo was at the world-famous Royal Tyrrell Museum of Paleontology in Drumheller, Alberta, Canada.

He was to demonstrate his powers for a particular client.

He had several clients including North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il. Kim was wanting Sterling to raise an army of zombies for him.

Makabo had demonstrated his powers for Kim by bringing the spirit of Jack the Ripper back from the dead.

He also had a sports promoter for a client.

For this promoter, Makabo had brought back a 19th century boxer called Gordon "The Black" Donnelly from the dead.

Since the 4th of July weekend, this zombie boxer had not lost a single fight.

Of course he wouldn't not being able to feel any mortal pain.

And now the highly talented witch doctor had another client.

A client who wished to remain anonymous for the time being.

And this time the client chose the test.

And just after midnight here at the Royal Tyrrell Museum of Paleontology in Drumheller, the client approached Makabo.

Makabo nodded as the man approached.

"I want the skeleton of this T-Rex brought back to life," the man commanded.

Makabo suddenly felt anxiety within himself but didn't show it.

Summoning back animal spirits was actually more difficult than summoning back human.

Makabo closed his eyes and started chanting.

A few miles southeast of the Royal Tyrrell, those strangle figures on the Red Deer River Badlands hills known as the hoodoos turned into giant beings.

Soon they started pounding the rocks like drums.

And those drums of Hell at Drumheller were able to raise the dead.

Even the ghost of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

And the wraith-spirit possessed skeleton of T-Rex made a t-bone steak out of the museum security guard.

To be continued.

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