Morgana's Revenge... Now Served Cold

The Vampiress Morgana was in London.

Despite the Cardiff fiasco, Morgana would still have her revenge.

And it would be a sweet revenge.

Morgana stood outside the Aulos Music and Recording Company's office tower in London.

She was dressed in business attire- gray skirt, white blouse, gray jacket, tan pantyhose and gray spiked stiletto high-heeled shoes.

She had an appointment to meet Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell the Executive Vice-President of Aulos Music and Recording.

She had read a great deal about Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell. As a young man, Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell had started out as a hairdresser in a Vidal Sassoon salon and had soon worked his way up to becoming Vice-President of Vidal Sassoon Haircare Products.

In 2006, he left his position with the Company to run for the Democratic Presidential nomination in the U.S.

Despite massive financial backing from the London-based then billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set (who was now no longer a billionaire but only a multi-millionaire although he is currently trying to boost his financial status by trying to woo and eventually marry the Vampiress Martini- heiress to the Romanov billions), he lost the nomination. Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell even came behind of adulterer Sen. John Edwards in the polling results, something that distressed him terribly and caused him to go on an awful tequila binge down in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico where he lost his regained virginity to a young Mexican stud (who claimed to be Mexico's national champion bull fighter even though the Mexican Bullfighters' Association had never heard of him).

Heathcliiff Dionysus Campbell's closest friend was his pet heavyset Siamese cat whom he called Oysterella (because of her fondness for oysters (and vodka) for breakfast, lunch, and supper and various mid-day and midnight snacks).

Even though Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell was the first openly gay candidate to run for a major U.S. political party Presidential nomination, he did not pick up a large percentage of the gay vote.

This was because he failed to pick up the much needed lesbian endorsement of Ellen Degeneres after he "accidently" spilled hot tea on Ellen's pussy after she accidently spilled hot tea on his (Oysterella).

In early 2009, Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell had moved to London, England upon being offered the position of Executive Vice-President of Aulos Music and Recording.

And now... as the Vampiress Morgana stood there smoothing the back of her skirt... this Heathcliff Dionysus Campbell... whether he knew it now or not... was going to give her... the Vampiress Morgana... a major recording contract and she Morgana would use that recording contract to eventually ensnare Dracul Van Helsing.

To be continued.