Dulcinea Lucia And The Vatican Cardinal
The gypsy fortune teller Dulcinea Lucia lay on the sofa in the living room of the London-based billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
She had no cab fare to get home.
Renfield R. Renfield had invited her over to give him a private fortune telling reading.
It turned out that he wanted her to examine more than his palms.
So she had hit him over the head with an ancient clay tablet that listed the sexual escapades of the Greek god Zeus.
It had knocked Renfield out- probably for the next several hours.
In the meantime, she hoped either Amadeus Emanon or Athelstan the butler or some other person more civilized than Renfield (including the vampire Set who was best known for bodily dismembering his brother Osiris) would get home to the mansion soon to give her cab fare to get home to her own home.
She lay on the sofa in the low-cut red mini dress that Renfield had requested she'd wear for this occasion.
She fell asleep.
And dreamed a dream.
In the dream, she saw the Vatican Cardinal Walter Kasper whom she had once seen in a television interview.
In the dream, Cardinal Kasper did a little dance and sang to the tune of Monty Python's Lumberjack Song,
"Oh, I'm a heretic and I'm okay
I read my Bible the Raymond Brown way
Don't take it seriously, it just don't pay
'Till you get 'round to Judgement Day..."
Dulcinea Lucia was awakened by a sudden clap of thunder and flash of lightning.
She then heard Amadeus Emanon and Athelstan walk in through the door.
Renfield could be heard mumbling to himself as he lay on the floor, "Did anybody get the license plate number of that white swan?".
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Friday September 18th
2015.
Sent from my iPhone
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