"What's this a painting of?" Edmund Van Helsing the British vampire slayer asked his Canadian cousin Christopher Dracul Van Helsing.
"It's a painting of a butterfly who's having trouble sleeping," Dracul replied.
"Very nice, indeed," Edmund nodded appreciatively, "what do you call it?".
"The Beautiful One," Dracul answered.
At that moment, South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan entered carrying two tied up mortal Fascist bodyguards to the notorious American Fascist vampire Count Deaddick.
"These Fascists finally revealed Count Deaddick's whereabouts after just kicking them once in their tiny penises," Hyung smiled, "I didn't know that Fascists had such small penises."
"Yes, I understand it's a common characteristic of all Fascists," Dracul looked at the entry for Fascist in the Van Helsing Dictionary "Fascist- 1. A man with an unbelievably small penis. 2. An admirer of Mussolini and/or Hitler. 3. ..."
Hyung threw the Fascist bodyguards to the ground where Dracul then put a bullet at the back of each man's head.
He smiled and remarked, "The world is well rid of such syphilis infested garbage."
Dracul and Hyung then went to the secret hideout of the American Fascist vampire Count Deaddick where they put a stake in what one could call his heart (if Fascists actually had hearts).
"Well," said Hyung before watching the Fascist vampire's nude body disintegrate before her eyes, "I can see now why they called him Count Deaddick."
To be continued.
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