The Marxist Werewolf and The London Riots

"So you're back in England after a few weeks in Norway?" Amadeus said as he bit into the sample of Norwegian lutefisk that Renfield had brought him.

"Yes, Scotland Yard has hired me to start interrogating some of the rioters who have been rioting the past week," said Renfield.

"London, Manchester, Bristol, Birmingham, Liverpool," Amadeus shook his head, "it's just awful. Those pics of burnt out parts of London they showed on the news last night looked like what London looked like after a night of Nazi Luftwaffe blitz bombing back during World War II."

"But it's now Renfield to the rescue," Renfield grinned.

"I wonder if there's any solid connection between these riots," Amadeus pondered.

"Well in confidential reports I've seen," Renfield noted, "apparently a wolf was seen in the vicinity shortly before each riot broke out."

"A wolf?" Amadeus was perplexed.

"Personally I think it's a werewolf," Renfield stated.

"A werewolf?" Amadeus' jaw dropped, "but the riots didn't always start right after sunset nor was there a full moon present."

"Yes, but someone who has been bitten by the ancient Hindu demon Rahu can turn into a werewolf at any time," said Renfield, "I've been having the Boss' cyborg Sophia spy on far-Left Welsh Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley and I've come to believe that this Marxist parliamentarian has been responsible for several werewolf attacks in Britain the past several months. And now he seems to be organizing riots against the British government no doubt in hopes of overthrowing our country's capitalist system."

"Wow, a Marxist werewof," Amadeus was blown away.

Renfield went over to the window and closed it since there was such a powerful breeze at the moment.

To be continued.