Werewolf On The Road To Damascus Part 2

Magog Rhys Petley was meeting with Syrian President Bashar Assad in the Presidential Palace in Damascus.

"Mr. President," Rhys Petley pulled a letter from out of his pocket, "I'm here to give you a highly confidential message from the British government..."

"First, I must tell you there are no human rights violations or mass killings going on in Syria," Bashar Assad wagged his finger at Magog Rhys Petley.

Outside could be heard the sounds of machine gun fire and the voices of men, women and children screaming in unison, "I've been shot... I've just been shot..."

Suddenly the Syro-Phoenician vampiress Astarte appeared from behind the curtains wearing only a see-through black silk lingerie nightie and did a quiet dance for Magog Rhys Petley's viewing pleasure.

Magog Rhys Petley felt a huge erection coming on.

Not to mention the fact that whenever he was sexually aroused, he turned into a werewolf.

Within seconds, Rhys Petley had grown fur and was crawling around on all fours and snarling and growling.

"A werewolf," President Assad screamed, "the British government has sent a werewolf to kill me."

Quickly Assad's Presidential bodyguard formed a circle around him to protect him from said werewolf.

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BBC News Announcer: This just in. The Arab news service al-Jazeera is reporting that the Syrian government is making the bizarre claim that British Intelligence sent a werewolf to kill Syrian President Bashar Assad.

To be continued.