Pan Goatee the serial killer whom the British tabloid press dubbed the Serial Killer was doing some reflecting this evening.
Pan Goatee was genetically created by Set Enterprises' sanity challenged scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher.
He was a half-man half-goat hybrid.
He was lost in transport in a lorry accident on a motorway in northern England and presumed dead and his body stolen.
He was now a musician who played the pan pipes with an American rock band Nero Wilson and The Cleveland Cleavers currently strutting their stuff in London, England.
Pan had recently picked up an old Rosicrucian pamphlet in a used book store in London and tried his hand (as well as his goat's legs) at astral projection.
He wondered if it worked.
In his first attempt, he tried transporting his astral body to Syria where he observed an Islamist rebel soldier eating the heart of a Syrian government soldier.
He then heard the story on BBC News the next day and so assumed his astral body projection attempt must have worked.
Now he was trying to astral project to Syria again.
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The group of Islamist rebels were having a feast- roasting and eating the hearts of government soldiers they had captured.
They were suddenly stunned to see a giant Eye of Horus hovering over them.
A light seemed to glisten from the Eye as they ate the government soldiers' hearts as if the Eye itself approved.
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The non-Islamist rebel looked on in horror as he noticed the Islamist rebels eating the hearts of the government soldiers.
What he wondered did this have to do with fulfilling the will of Allah who bore the epithet The Merciful and All-Compassionate?
The non-Islamist rebel did not notice the Eye of Horus hovering above the Islamist rebels as he was an individual who truly loved God and his fellow man.
And therefore he was spared from seeing the Evil Eye.
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To be continued.
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