Magog Called To Egypt- Again
Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley had received a phone call from the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
"Goggy," Set addressed the British lycanthropic parliamentarian by a nickname he hated, "you've no doubt heard that Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham are in Egypt trying to broker a peace deal between the Army and the Muslim Brotherhood. I want you to leave for Egypt immediately and beat them to it."
"Well I hate to mention it," Magog said as he tried to shave the fur off his face, "but my last few peace missions to the Middle East the past couple of years haven't exactly been a qualified success."
"Goggy my boy," Set tried to sound as upbeat as a motivational seminar leader, "haven't you heard that expression if at first you don't succeed, try, try again?".
"All right," Magog sighed when he was confident he no longer looked like Lon Chaney Jr. playing the role of Larry Talbot.
He put the phone down, put the shaver down and grabbed his copy of A Tourist's Guide To The Best Eating Places In Cairo.
To be continued.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday August 6th
2013
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