Renfield AM Not PM

Upon returning to London, Renfield R. Renfield spent all his time moping around the mansion of the multi-millionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.



Athelstan the personal valet to Set asked Amadeus, "What seems to be Renfield's problem?".



Amadeus replied, "As soon as he got back, he was horrified to discover that David Cameron and Nick Clegg formed a coalition government without him."



"The master is getting quite upset with Renfield's attitude," Athelstan whispered.



"Maybe we should go to a movie tonight," Amadeus thought, "might take his mind off the fact that he didn't become Prime Minister of the United Kingdom."



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Later that night, Renfield got back from the movie in perfectly good humour.

He was still laughing when he went and sat down in an easy chair.

"Renfield thoroughly enjoyed the film," Amadeus remarked to Athelstan, "he was laughing his head off the whole time during the movie. People kept turning around and looking at him because he was laughing so hard."



Athelstan asked, "Did you take him to see a good comedy?".



"No, the new remake of A Nightmare On Elm Street about Freddy Krueger," Amadeus replied.



To be continued.