Saturday, December 18, 2010

Murder and Mystery At The Museum

Inspector Depp of Scotland Yard looked at the report in front of him.

A bizarre murder had happened on England's northeast coast.

A well known British archaeologist Cornwall Smith had been murdered.

The man's granddaughter had entered the town museum where he had spent a great deal of time and claimed to have found him in pieces at the curator's desk and on the museum floor.

What she meant by pieces apparently was that his head and arms and feet were lying around scattered all over the place.

She left the museum screaming which totally ruined a BBC TV documentary on peace and quiet and tranquility in small town Britain that was being shot in the village at the time.

When she finally managed to track down the town policeman in the local tea and croissant shop- by the time the pair arrived at the museum- the museum was totally engulfed in flames.

A fire department investigation afterwards revealed that the victim''s computer had suddenly fried causing an electrical fire.

The museum and its contents were totally destroyed.

And the remains of Dr. Cornwall Smith were even far too well done for an experienced cannibal like Dr. Hannibal Lector to enjoy.

To be continued.

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