Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin was inside the lab of FSB scientist Dr. Nicht Werhoffen (who had been a research scientist for the East German Stasi secret intelligence service until the Fall of the Berlin Wall in 1989).
Dr. Werhoffen had just developed a new genetically modified virus.
This virus was capable when it was injected into a human of entering the bloodstream and then eventually attacking the human brain literally turning the person so infected into a virtual zombie.
"Imagine that, Mr. Prime Minister," Dr. Werhoffen smiled, "turning Mother Russia's enemies into zombies like the plots of so many bad western horror movies."
"This is indeed a major achievement," Prime Minister Putin had to admit.
"So you'd like me to continue working on this project?" Dr. Werhoffen asked.
"By all means," Prime Minister Putin smiled.
The Prime Minister returned to the Kremlin where he once again practiced the song that was making him a superstar sensation on YouTube, "I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill..."
The phone rang.
"Hello," the Prime Minister picked up the receiver.
"Hello," said a sexy, sensuous and sultry voice.
It was the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec.
"I'm just phoning to wish you a Merry Christmas," Qonzilqointec's voice dripped like honey over the phone.
"Feliz Navidad," Putin said in his most impeccable Spanish.
Qonzilqointec answered back, "Feliz Navidad. Gracias."
Putin then told Her Imperial Highness about the breakthrough of one of his scientists in developing a virus that had the power to turn people into virtual zombies.
"Imagine that," Putin chuckled, "a virus that can turn people into virtual zombies."
"I always knew they'd find a replacement for television someday," Qonzilqointec answered.
To be continued.
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