The Renfield Rap Song

My name is Renfield
so ya better yield
I'm a shapeshifter
with hamster whisker
work for a vampire called Set
so you better get
you think today's Hell on Earth
you ain't seen nothing yet.

I'm the coolest guy I know
feel free to bask
in my afterglow.
I want an invite to Prince William's wedding
as well as soft sheets for my bedding.
For sandwiches I like tuna
I'll knife but not spoon ya.

Better dead than red
though that be the colour
that you bled.

Some folks think I'm a psychopath
killed my teacher when I flunked math
now I may not know the square root of pi
but I sure as Hell know how to make you die.

Now Amadeus thinks I don't know how to rap
but I say to him, "You're full of crap"
This here be my song
Simon Cowell put down that gong
you better not gong me
or you'll be up a tree
with your head hanging down
beneath your knee.

-A rap song written by Renfield R. Renfield
psychopathic shapeshifter hamster
and Chief of Security and Intelligence Gathering
for the billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set.
Monday evening April 11th 2011,