Saturday, July 2, 2011

Lord of The Flies

Set Enterprises' chief scientist Dr. Cadbury Rocher was sitting on the outside patio of The Black Knight Pub enjoying the warm sunny weather.

As he drank his glass of dark ale, the mood was somewhat tempered by the amount of flies buzzing around.

They kept trying to land in his beer.

Obviously must have a taste for dark ale.

Finally one fly ticked him off so much, he managed to quickly hit it with his hand and kill it.

The fly although dead had not been thoroughly squished however.

Dr. Rocher decided to dissect the fly using his pen knife.

As he did so, something caught his attention.

The fly was indeed real as far as he could tell.

It wasn't a synthetic fly or a robotic fly and yet the fly seemed to have a tiny minature camera attached to its eye.

Curious, he grabbed a fly swatter and started killing flies all over the patio.

He then brought the flies over to his table and started dissecting them.

More cameras attached to their eyes.

Dr. Rocher started text messaging his colleagues all over the world with his findings.

Some of them started text messaging him back saying they had killed flies and then dissected them and they too were discovering tiny minature cameras behind the left eyes of the flies.

What was up with this? Dr. Rocher wondered to himself.

In a distant spacecraft on the edge of the Milky Way galaxy, the entity inside the ship spoke to its compatriots.

"It looks like we've been discovered," said the dark reptilian like entity.

"What should we do?" asked one of his subordinates.

"This ship while far from earth spatially speaking is not that far from the interdimensional gateway portal where we can reach Earth in one-sextillionth of a second," said the entity, "so it's too late for this abomination called humanity to do anything about us anyways."

And the reptilian entity whose name was Beelzebub- the lord of the flies- smiled.

To be continued.

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