"I've thought of an idea I might do this summer," Renfield spoke to Amadeus through mouthfuls of tuna fish sandwich, "that is of course if Kim Jong-un hasn't nuked America."
"What's that?" Amadeus drank his chocolate milk and longed for a Superman comic book to read.
"Something no one's ever thought of before," Renfield drank his bottle of beer through a straw, "a traveling porno circus show. I'd have a van made up to look like a penis and then I'd travel across the country and people would pay to watch what was happening inside the van. I'd open the van doors and there'd be a bunch of hot-looking lesbians (if I can find some hot-looking lesbians because most of them are fat and ugly or thin and ugly) making out in the back of the van."
"I see," Amadeus was really wishing he had a Superman comic book to read now so he could ignore Renfield.
"Know what I'd call this traveling porno circus show with a van made up to look like a penis and hot-looking lesbians making out in the back of the van?" Renfield asked with a smile.
"No idea," Amadeus shook his head.
"The Dick Van Dyke Show," Renfield grinned.
Amadeus groaned.
To be continued.
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