The Young Renfield
Dr. Cadbury Rocher was thinking back to the first Christmas after he had genetically created Renfield R. Renfield from a combination of human and hamster DNA.
He remembered the young Renfield building his first snowman outside the Set Enterprises premises at the start of his work day.
When Dr. Rocher walked out of the grounds after work, there was a huge puddle of water outside the gate and the young Renfield was crying bucketloads of tears.
"What happened, Renfield?" Dr. Rocher asked.
"Well," Renfield blubbered, "I thought Frosty could use a sun tan but when I put the sun lamp on him and left for a while, he melted."
Poor Renfield, Cadbury laughed and shook his head.
Surely, Renfield had changed.
Meanwhile on this day outside Dr. Rocher's lab, Renfield tried to pick up the short skirted actress Lucy Liu (who plays Joan Watson on Elementary) and was sent flying by her kick boxing kick over the fence back into the Set Enterprises yard.
His copy of his own book Renfield's Surefire Pick- Up Lines To Pick Up Women was left lying in the snow on the very spot where Frosty the Snowman had melted years before.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Tuesday December 15th
2015.
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