Dulcinea Lucia and Kim Jong-un
Gypsy fortune teller Dulcinea Lucia had a dream about the Far East as she lay in bed.
She dreamed she was in a theatre in Pyongyang the North Korean capital.
On stage suddenly appeared the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un holding a microphone and dressed in a white tuxedo and doing the John Travolta Saturday Night Fever pose.
Behind Kim Jong-un, a map of America was projected on to the wall behind him.
Turning with his microphone towards the projected map of America, the North Korean dictator started to sing to the tune of the song Daisy A Day,
" I'll give you an H-bomb a day, dear
I'll give you an H-bomb a day
I'll bomb you until the rivers run red
And the flesh off your dead bodies melts away..."
On the floor of the stage where the Hermit Kingdom's psychopath-in-chief sang, a severed charcoal burnt Black Hand single handedly vigourously applauded with its fingers and thumb.
Dulcinea Lucia woke up screaming.
-A vampire novel chapter
written by Christopher
Wednesday January 6th
2016.
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