Thursday, June 18, 2009

Which Doctor?

Inspector Depp of Scotland Yard looked at the photo of the man in front of him.

The photo was of a black African male in his early 40s. His nationality was South African.

Depp had received the photo from Peter Whitstable of Interpol. Peter Whitstable was to Interpol what the fictional Fox Mulder was to the FBI.

He was in charge of investigating the Paranormal (vampires, werewolves, UFOs etc.) for the international police organization.

According to Whitstable, the man whose photo Depp now held in his hands was none other than Sterling Makabo a South African Zulu witch doctor.

According to Whitstable, Makabo had the power to summon forth spirits of the evil dead.

Also according to Whitstable, Makabo had summoned forth the spirit of Jack the Ripper and got him to possess the wax effigy of Jack the Ripper that was in the Price Atwill Wax Museum in West London.

The wax effigy had mysteriously disappeared over a week ago and as a result of the public outcry, Scotland Yard had wasted considerable resources trying to find this wax dummy.

Depp thought people should be more concerned about the live dummy currently occupying 10 Downing Street rather than some supposedly Undead dummy of a long dead serial killer.

Anyways even assuming that what Whitstable said was true (which Inspector Depp very much doubted) for what purpose would Makabo bring Jack the Ripper back from the dead?

In Pyongyang, North Korea, Doctor Makabo answered that question posed to him by North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il, "For shock and awe, your Eminence. Jack the Ripper has always haunted the collective consciousness of the Anglo-Saxon world. So if he's running around again, another sense of impending chaos and doom shall haunt the mind of the West. And as the souls of long dead murderers are brought back one by one, the decadent West shall be continually thrown off balance and then at your command, your Eminence, the Western world will face the final test- a one billion man army of zombies under your control."

KIm Jong-il smiled beneficently and ate a spring roll.

To be continued.

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