"So," Renfield looked at the newspaper with its latest Wikileaks revelations, "U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton wants biometric data, DNA samples and iris eyeball prints of various important political, diplomatic, business and religious leaders throughout the world. This must mean the U.S. government is in the genetic cloning business since I too search for those things to create new entities in the lab at Set Enterprises."
"I think most of the major powers in the world are secretly into genetic research and cloning aren't they?" Amadeus asked.
"Yes, I believe they are," Renfield nodded.
"The research that created you originated in North Korea didn't it as a result of experiments in Pyongyang in the late '90s to clone and create a flesh eating super hamster?" Amadeus asked.
"How did you find out about the secret research that led to my creation?" Renfield turned as pale as a white hamster and started to suddenly spout hamster whiskers he was so agitated.
* * *
In the cab in Beijing, China sat a man with a very unusual appearance.
He had snakes for arms and the head of a crocodile in place of what should have been a human head given the human appearance of the rest of his body.
He noticed the figure leaving the hotel.
The figure leaving the hotel was a high level North Korean Foreign Ministry official come to Beijing for talks to diffuse the recent crisis occurring on the Korean Peninsula.
The unusual man in the cab opened his door and one of the cobra snake arms emerged and bit the North Korean official on the neck.
He fell to the ground dead.
The man with snake arms then had a Hell of a time trying to text message his boss that the North Korean official was dead.
When he was finally able to do so, he received a reply from his boss, "Let World War III begin."
* * *
The Israeli Mossad agent looked with disbelief at the extremely high-ranking Iranian government leader who lit a candle to Kali the Hindu goddess of destruction at the Temple to Kali called Dakshineswar in Calcutta, India.
What was a member of the extremely fundamentalist Shia Muslim sect known as the Twelvers (the same sect to which Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad belonged) doing lighting a candle to Kali the goddess of destruction?
As the Iranian leader walked through one of the less crowded enclaves of the Temple, the Israeli Mossad agent did not muse on the matter long.
He pulled out his gun and shot the Iranian leader in the back of the head.
The man fell to the ground dead.
The Mossad agent then left the Temple.
Unbeknownst to the Mossad agent, his assassination of the Iranian leader had been captured by a powerful minature camera on a cell phone.
And had already been sent to the offices of the Iranian Foreign Ministry in Tehran.
* * *
In Rome, a newly created Cardinal (who had just been named at the Pope's most recent Consistory on November 20th 2010) had fallen asleep at his work desk.
A sudden wind blew open the windows of his office.
The cardinal stirred and briefly looked up.
He noticed the window was open but felt too tired to get up to close it.
He then thought he heard a flapping of wings.
Startled he looked up.
A beautiful woman stood there in a white dress.
And out of her back there protruded two large black bat wings.
The woman looked to be Greek.
The woman smiled at him showing large vampiric incisors.
To be continued.
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