Dr. Celsius Fahrenheit sat on a log by the water and chatted with the mermaid Priyanka- whose upper body and arms were out of the water on to the sand.
Suddenly they noticed a bon fire light up on the other side of the beach.
"I wonder what's going on?" Priyanka asked.
"That individual seems to be burning someone in effigy," said Celsius, "it must be a Brit. I believe today is Guy Fawkes Day."
"That's right," Priyanka nodded.
Dr. Celsius looked through his binoculars, "I think it's the notorious Renfield R. Renfield who always makes the Freud's 500 List of Well-Dressed Psychopaths every year."
"Renfield R. Renfield?" Priyanka gasped, "He is a psychopath. I hear he enjoys eating mermaid and tuna fish sandwiches. Hundreds of my sisters have been killed just to satisfy his culinary desires."
"He's also Chief of Security and Cyber-Intelligence for the London-based Egyptian vampire Set who's Osiris' evil brother," Celsius turned white in the dark of night, "I wonder if he's found out that English Bay will be the place that Osiris arrives from Sirius on December 21st of this year."
"Great heavens," Priyanka spat out out her seaweed chewing gum in shock.
Near the bon fire, a man with silver hair and glasses approached Renfield.
"Do you have a license for this bon fire?" the man demanded to know.
Renfield pulled out a gun and shot the man dead.
And that's how Renfield celebrated Guy Fawkes Day 2012.
To be continued.
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