The Secret Meeting

"Why are you dressed as a tuna fish sandwich?" Amadeus Emanon asked Renfield R. Renfield.

"Because I'm going to a clandestine meeting and I thought it would be a good thing to go disguised," said Renfield, "so I'm going dressed as my favourite food."

"Who are you meeting?" Amadeus asked as he ate a potato chip.

"Dracul Van Helsing," Renfield replied, "to see if we should get together in a secret alliance against the return of both the extraterrestrial vampires Osiris and Quetzalcoatl."

"What's Dracul going dressed as?" Amadeus opened a can of Coke.

"Sherlock Holmes," Renfield answered.


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On the beach, the figure dressed as Sherlock Holmes approached the figure dressed as the tuna fish sandwich.

Just then one of the Nephilim giants (who were mentioned in Genesis Chapter 6 and who were for the most part buried in the depths of earth and sea after the flood of Noah's days) who had been awakened by recent earthquakes in the Pacific rose out of the waters of English Bay.

"A giant tuna fish sandwich," the Nephilim exclaimed, "I haven't had one of those for millenia."

The Nephilim picked up the large tuna fish sandwich which promptly emitted a loud scream sounding much like Renfield R. Renfield screaming.


To be continued.