The ghostly crew of the Flying Dutchman succeeded in commandeering a bus from Port Elizabeth to Johannesburg.
The bus they shared belonged to the heavy metal group Primal Scream.
By the time they reached the stadium in Johannesburg, they were high on pot.
At the stadium entrance they were arrested and charged with wearing illegal brands.
Meanwhile inside the stadium, Renfield R. Renfield had let a swarm of bees loose figuring no one would notice since they would just mistake the sound for vuvuzelas.
The Vampiress Isis who was wearing a beautiful red coloured dress and red hat in the stands suddenly jumped up out of her seat.
"Looks like she's got a bee in her bonnet," Renfield laughed.
At that very moment, Andres Iniesta scored with just four minutes left in extra time to give Spain their first World Cup victory.
In London, the formerly multi-millionaire and now multi-billionaire again ancient Egyptian vampire Set wept over his copy of War and Peace as he watched, "I'm now a billionaire again."
He had bet all his fortune on Spain winning the World Cup.
Meanwhile Spanish commandos surrounded Paul the Psychic Octopus' glass tank at the Oberhausen Sea Life Aquarium in Germany to protect him from both angry Dutch and German fans.
Meanwhile in Singapore, Mani the Predicting Parakeet was gunned down by a machine gun toting Siamese cat who was a specially trained feline assassin and who had been immediately hired for the job by a Sicilian mobster who had followed Mani's rather than Paul's advice in betting for the World Cup.
"All's well that ends well," Renfield remarked as he poured champagne down the end tube of his vuvuzela and started inhaling.
To be continued
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