Amadeus Emanon was reading the newspaper, "Did you hear about this strange happening in Berlin? Some graduate of an American architecture school went to Berlin police and told them about this strange place he went to in the city for a job interview and he claims his prospective employer was a one eyed silver haired silver bearded man named Wotan. Further he claims this Wotan seemed to be a big admirer of the Third Reich. Then he said this Wotan summoned his secretary into his office and bit her on the neck and drank all her blood. Then he told this American that the world was going to accept his (that is Wotan's) son Thor as a new saviour due to an upcoming Hollywood production about him. Then when the police accompanied the man to the office where he said this happened, the office simply wasn't there."
"Very interesting," Renfield answered but he didn't seem very much interested.
He was still busy looking keenly at his computer screen.
"That person must surely be insane," Amadeus put down his newspaper.
"Speaking of insanity," Renfield grinned, "I'm just looking at this photo of a girl on the Internet who somehow managed to give herself a plunger hickey on her forehead."
"What?" Amadeus went over and looked at the photograph and gasped, "how did she give herself a plunger hickey on her forehead?".
"Well," Renfield replied, "I suppose if one really and truly wants something badly enough, they will go to any lengths to get and obtain it."
"But why would one want to give oneself a plunger hickey on the forehead?" Amadeus asked.
"That, my dear Amadeus," Renfield smiled, "is the billion dollar question."
To be continued.
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