Friday, June 17, 2011

How World War III Will Begin

Michelangelo the Psychic Lobster was spending YET another boring Friday night hooked up to the computer in the Set Laboratories Lab.

Michelangelo decided yet again that he'd entertain himself by entering the dreams of the comatose Renfield R. Renfield who was laying in a hospital bed in King's College Hospital, London.

Using current events from watching BBC World News, Michelangelo decided that he would project a documentary from the far future into Renfield R. Renfield's dreaming mind.

The female BBC Documentary Announcer from the future intoned, "Coming up next on BBC Documentary Channel our award-winning documentary How World War III Began..."

The program starts.

The voice of the male narrator began the intro,

"World War III would start in the year 2100. It would begin when the City of Vancouver lost yet another game 7 of a Stanley Cup NHL Hockey Championship- the 21st time in history it had done so. This time however the rioters in the streets would have access to nuclear weapons which they would use and send the whole world into a nuclear conflagration of the worst magnitude that would take the Earth centuries to recover..."

Renfield R. Renfied being the deranged psychopathic shapeshifter hamster/human that he was could not help but grin in his sleep as he watched all the carnage and destruction being shown him in his dream.


To be continued.

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