Renfield's Dream of Lady Gaga's Judas Video Re-Interpreted

Michelangelo the psychic lobster who had been genetically engineered by Set Laboratories to enter people's dreams was spending yet another boring Friday night in the lab.

How the lobster wished he could spend a Friday night out on the town.

Of course if Michelangelo realized just how popular a dish roast lobster was in London, he might not have been so anxious to go out on the town.

So to cure his boredom, Michelangelo decided that he would once again enter the dreams of the comatose Renfield R. Renfield who had knocked himself out the day before Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding when he finally realized that he was not going to get an invitation to the event.

Michelangelo started sending visual images from Lady Gaga's latest music video Judas into Renfield's mind.

Instead of Lady Gaga however, it was a woman who looked like body builder and fitness instructor Denise Paglia who was singing the song Judas.

As Denise Paglia sang, "I'm in love with Judas-as, Judas-as", she started kissing the leather motorcycle jacketed Judas in the video.

And the leather motorcycle jacketed Judas just happened to bear a striking resemblance to atheistic philosopher and economic Nietzschean Ayn Rand (1905-82) author of The Fountainhead (1943) and Atlas Shrugged (1957).

In the background in the video in Renfield's dream could be heard a statement that His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI made last month in which he said that it was sinful for any Catholic to pose as being someone else on the Net and to claim to be somebody that they are not.

Denise Paglia sang the Lady Gaga lyrics to Jesus in the video,

I wanna love you,
but something's pulling me away from you
Jesus is my virtue...

Denise Paglia then turned her back on Jesus and embraced and kissed Judas who was indeed the spitting image of atheistic philosopher and economic Nietzschean Ayn Rand.

Paglia sang,

And Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to.

As Renfield watched the video in the dream in his mind, he said,
"Gee, I really feel like eating roast lobster about now..."

It was then that Michelangelo left his dream.

So the Paglia/Gaga figure in the video in the dream never did learn the result of what would be the images of Michelangelo's Last Judgment upon her....


To be continued.