The Nun Who Danced To Judas

Sister Agnes stood in the hallway of the orphanage and looked at the statue of Jesus with His Sacred Heart.

The nun was standing in spiked stiletto high-heels which was unusual for a nun of her order.

She reached down and ripped the bottom part of her robe from her ankle up to her pelvis.

She ripped it on both sides this way.

The rips exposed black silk nylons that she was wearing underneath her robe.

She then started to dance in front of the statue of the Sacred Heart Jesus.

She danced and she sang.

She sang,

I'm just a Holy Fool
Oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool
Oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby.


She spun around on her stilettos and her nun's robe whirled like a belly dancer's dress as she sensuously moved her arms back and forth.

She approached the statue of the Sacred Heart Jesus and kissed it on the lips with her ruby rouge red lipstick lips.

She sang,

I wanna love you,
But something's pulling me away from you...

She then turned her back on the statue and embraced nothing but air in her arms as she sang,

Jesus is my virtue...

She then opened her eyes which she had closed and her eyes seemed to be looking at something that she was embracing but would have appeared invisible to any other observer that might have been standing in the hallway.

She sang as she embraced the nothingness she caressed in her arms,

And Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to

She then opened the door and entered the room where all the young children were sleeping in the orphanage.

She lifted her robes and pulled a huge butcher knife from a black lingerie garter belt tied around her right knee.

She then went from bed to bed quickly slitting the throats of all the children- baby, toddler, boy, girl, 6-year-old, 7-year-old.

Each time she slit a throat, she'd click her heels together and sing,

I'm just a Holy Fool,
Oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool,
Oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby.

She then left the nursery after she had slain all the children, threw the statue of the Sacred Heart Jesus in the hallway to the floor and broke it as she sang,

Jesus is my virtue...

She then went running outside the orphanage into the garden where a tall dark haired handsome stranger waited by the fountain whose top was a cherubic angel with an arrow.

The very beautiful 30-year-old nun went running into the arms of the tall dark haired handsome stranger and kissed him passionately on the lips.

She then caressed his neck and embraced him tightly singing,

And Judas is the demon I cling to
I cling to

As she did so, she kissed him on the cheek oblivious to the fact that the tall dark haired handsome stranger was now turning into a red reptilian thing with bat like wings and clawed talons and spiked tail.

The thing burst into flames turning Sister Agnes into flames with it.

A two-year-old who had escaped the slaughter in the nursery by hiding under the bed poked his head out from under the bed and said in baby talk,

Ga-Ga, Ga-Ga.


The End.

-A short story written by Christopher Van Helsing
Sunday evening June 19th 2011.