This wax museum only opens at Midnight
Hope that doesn't give you a fright
for you see the wax figures are real
whose skin he did peel
and covered with wax
plus value added tax
for the Revenue Service must get their pound of flesh
and here in the Wax Museum it's very fresh.
The screams from here will keep you awake
but the freshly amputated limbs
are great with Shake N' Bake
for the owner lets nothing go to waste
if not used for wax, then for good taste
for a culinary cannibal chef is he
try roasted ankle or knee
it's very delectable
wouldn't you agree?
-A poem written by Dracul Van Helsing
Wednesday evening June 29th 2011
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