7/11 Day 2013

"Mr. President," the Secretary of State John Kerry addressed Barack  Obama, "we've got a response from the Chinese government over our strongly worded protest to them over Edward Snowden being allowed to leave the Hong Kong territory to go to Russia."


"And what's their response?" President Obama asked.


"Well it's addressed to you personally sir,"  Secretary Kerry noted.


"Really?" The President looked quizzical, "What is it?".


Secretary Kerry winced as he spoke it,  "They tell you to go ---- yourself."


"What?!" The President was livid, "How dare they?  Don't they know that I'm the President of the United States?".





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"Of course I do,"  Chinese President Xi Jinping said as he fed a thousand year old egg to the dog under the table (a dog whose bark he did not like),  "that's why I said it."


The dog would never bark again.




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Russian President Vladimir Putin sighed,  "The United States is becoming more and more arrogant with each passing day.  They're treating other leaders of the world the same way Germany treated other European leaders back in the 1930s."




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Syrian President Bashar Assad looked at the document in front of him and said,  "Gentlemen, it's time we carry out Project Asmodeus."


None of his generals voiced disagreement.




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The billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set looked at the unfolding chaos in Egypt being shown on the TV by BBC News and spoke to his valet, "You know Athelstan, none of this would be happening if Papa Ra had appointed me Pharaoh of Egypt instead of Osiris millennia ago."


"Indeed, sir,"  Athelstan handed his boss a two minute boiled egg along with some toast and jam.




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Welsh werewolf British Labour MP Magog Rhys Petley was sitting inside the doctor's office in the hospital in Bethlehem.


The Welsh werewolf was feeling somewhat sheepish.


He was here because he feared that he may have picked up a sexually transmitted disease from the town harlot- a beautiful and alluring and mysterious red headed woman who called herself Lilith.


The physician went over to the test tube filled with the penicillin and inserted a syringe.

He then took the syringe and injected Magog Rhys Petley.


And that's how the spirit of Neb-Senu mysterious entity from planet Nibiru who had once sojourned in ancient Egypt and who had recently possessed a moving ancient Egyptian statue in a Manchester museum entered the body of Magog Rhys Petley.



To be continued.




-A vampire novel chapter
 written by Christopher
 Thursday evening
  July 11th 2013