And so it came to pass that when the millionaire (and formerly billionaire) ancient Egyptian vampire Set discovered that Amadeus Emanon's Mickey Mouse watch (which he was mailed as a gift several weeks ago) happened to have listening devices in it that were relaying information to the International Federation of Vampire Hunters that Set did order the shapeshifting hamster/human Renfield R. Renfield to destroy the watch.
And Renfield did so.
And Amadeus wept.
Meanwhile Dracul Van Helsing was trying to help the Italian brunette vampiress he had encountered in a lighthouse several weeks ago to regain her memory.
He did so by playing a YouTube video of Susan Boyle singing the song Memory from the musical Cats.
"No, I don't ever recall being a cat and walking down back alleys of the street in the moonlight," the vampiress said.
To be continued.
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