Stepping out of the truck was a vision one didn't expect to see on a windswept central Alberta farm. She was a woman who looked like Korean singer Jeon Ji Hyun. She was dressed in a blue turtleneck sweater, black leather mini skirt, black silk fishnet nylons and black spiked stiletto leather boots.
She was South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan.
Stepping out of the passenger side of the truck was a 6 foot tall blonde man wearing a pair of blue jeans and a t-shirt that said I Love Mozart.
He was Canadian vampire hunter Dracul Van Helsing.
"You folks from the government?" the farmer asked.
"Do we look that stupid?" Hyung flicked back her beautiful long dark hair.
"You don't actually," the farmer admitted.
"Then we're not from the government," Dracul stated.
"That's good," the farmer asked, "I thought you were going to put the hogs on my farm under quarantine for fear they might have the swine flu. A neighbour down the road had a perfectly good herd of swine culled and killed because... well... I'm really not sure of the reason... they didn't have the swine flu... but they were culled and killed anyways... because they were under quarantine and the government discovered that pigs apparently grow so ordered them killed."
"Yeah, the government is discovering things that other people already know all the time and when faced with what is for them a new tidbit of empirical information react with the emotional judgement of Josef Stalin," Dracul stated.
"That's about it," the farmer admitted, "so what brings you here?".
"We think we've discovered what it is that's carrying the virus for this H1N1 virus that's affecting both pigs and humans," Dracul replied.
To be continued.
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