Dracul Lights Up A Taxi And A Meteor Lights Up The U.S. Midwest

Amadeus poured water all over the hamster.

Renfield reverted to his human shape.

"He's a shapeshifter," Amadeus explained.

Kathy shrieked and jumped off the desk and ran out of the office screaming.

Renfield stood up and shouted, "Let me get to the point! I want to see Aulos Music's recording contract with the Vampiress Morgana."

"I'm sorry," Heathcliff calmly sipped his Mocha Cappucino frappe, "but that's confidential information."

Renfield waved to Amadeus, "Amadeus, bring in the violin case."

Amadeus brought in the violin case.

Renfield opened the case and grabbed Oysterella by the scruff of the neck.

"Show me the contract or the cat gets it," Renfield pointed a gun at the cat's head.


* * *

Kathy ran outside the Aulos Music Towers Office Building in her high-heeled shoes and fell straight into the arms of Dracul Van Helsing.

"Wow, I always wanted to meet a woman who looked like Merle Oberon," Dracul held her in his arms.

"There's an evil shapeshifting hamster in my boss' office," Kathy gasped.

"Evil shapeshifting hamster?" Dracul Van Helsing looked into her beautiful jade green eyes, "That must be Renfield."

"It is," Kathy kissed Dracul.

"I'll go after him," Dracul kissed her back, "but I've learned to set my priorities in life. I make out with beautiful women first before I battle evil shapeshifting hamsters."

They hailed a taxi and then dove into the back seat where they started kissing and caressing and hugging and making out.

The taxi driver who looked a lot like Norman Newman (played by Wayne Knight) on the old U.S. TV show Seinfeld leered back in anger at them.


* * *

South Korean vampire huntress Hyung Grace Kwan walked along the dusty roads of a rural county in the U.S. midwest.

She was wearing a long black skirt and black leather boots.

She had spent most of the evening slaying vampires and vampiresses.

There had seemed to be a sudden rash and outbreak of vampires in the U.S. midwest lately.

And Hyung couldn't help but think that something or someone bigger was behind all this.

As Hyung looked down at her watch... 10:10 P.M. ... night suddenly turned into day as a meteor lit up the entire sky.

And Hyung thought as the meteor soared above her that she could distinctly hear the sounds of demonic cackling and laughter.



To be continued.