Osiris' Hope of Return

Through a very powerful black magic spell, the ancient Egyptian vampire Set was able to send his brother Osiris to an earth-like planet near the star Sirius.

There were moments in space and time when the curviture of the universe was such that it was possible to bring Osiris back to Earth.

His wife and sister the vampiress Isis (who was also the sister of Set) had tried on those occasions to do that but failed.

However Set's black magic spell would run out in 2012 and various people- especially high-ranking Freemasons were aware of this.

The Worshipful Master of George Washington's own Masonic lodge had predicted the return of Osiris in 2012 and other Masonic historians such as Manly P. Hall and Albert Mackey echoed similar predictions.

The fact that the Mayans and the Aztecs did not put a date beyond the Mayan-Aztec equivalent of the Gregorian calendar date December 21st 2012 on their respective calendars had sent high-ranking Freemasons into a tizzy.

Some of this anticipation about the year 2012 in the Supreme Council of the 33rd Degree in Washington D.C. (and other secretive unknown degrees and their chapters that went above 33) had spilled out into the public consciousness.

Some New Agers thought the Aztec serpent god Quetzalcoatl would return in 2012 (a belief highly encouraged by the Aztec vampire princess Qonzilqointec who was the modern day High Priestess of Quetzalcoatl).

Still others thought the year 2012 would be the end of the world as we know it.

Hollywood had made a popular film on the subject.

Old and aged hippies who had tripped out on LSD back in the 1960s and still vaguely remembered the highly forgettable lyrics from the 1960s rock musical Hair thought that 2012 would mark the passing of the Age of Pisces and the dawning of the Age of Aquarius.

But for the upper echelons of Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite Freemasonry, the return of Osiris was a dead serious business.

And in a secret mirror in a hidden room of the Supreme Council of the 33rd Degree in Washington D.C. through powerful magic, the elite were able to communicate with Osiris on his planet.

On this particular day in late January 2010, the elite had assembled to hear Osiris' instructions.

"Other than my brother Set," Osiris asked, "is there anyone else who might stand in my way for being accepted as the God of the New World Order come 2012?".

A high-ranking Mason who was also a high-ranking Vatican cardinal spoke, "I'm afraid Joseph Ratzinger aka Benedict XVI would still insist on worshipping Christ as God and that silly trinity of Father, Son and Holy Spirit as God."

"Then he must be put out of the way," Osiris stated bluntly.

"Assasination perhaps?" the Cardinal asked.

"Assasination is too much my brother Set's way of doing things," Osiris spoke, "couldn't you get him to resign?".

"How?" the cardinal asked.

"Use your imagination," Osiris retorted angrily, "what about the sexual abuse scandals? Couldn't you accuse him of being involved in the cover-up himself?".

"But there is no hard evidence that Ratzinger was involved in such a cover-up," the Cardinal explained.

"We could make stuff up," the editors of the New York Times and the German newspaper Der Spiegel spoke up enthusiastically.


"That's exactly what I like to hear," Osiris smiled, "do it."

"Hail Osiris," the elite thrust their right arms out in a Heil Hitler like salute towards the ancient Egyptian vampire that the ancient Egyptians and the modern high-ranking Masons considered a deity.


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At Benedict XVI's Easter Wednesday Angelus greeting to the crowd, a high-ranking Mason and Cardinal looked up at the aged pontiff, "Soon you will be gone and we'll have an Osiris worshipper in your place."


To be continued.