The multi-billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set was looking unhappy.
"Depressed over not finding any female virgins in the modern world to sacrifice, boss?" Renfield asked.
"Well, " Set replied, "yes, and do you remember how you saw the faces of Zeus and Apollo blown out of that Icelandic volcano earlier this year?."
"I do," Renfield nodded, "I tried to locate them but didn't have any luck."
"Well it appears that Madison Avenue ad agencies had much better luck," Set sniffed, "Zeus is now doing commercials for the McDonald's Quarter Pounder Deluxe."
"I believe I've seen that commercial," Renfield said.
"I have too," Amadeus piped up from the next room, "and isn't it cool how Air Force jets pop up and fly behind his head as the commercial ends?".
"So Zeus is doing commercials," Set snivelled, "and even that priest-theologian Herr Hans who worships my brother Osiris and my sister Isis- even he is doing commercials."
"Yes, but for Equa Doze laxatives as The Most Un-Interesting Man in The World," Renfield replied, "Hardly something to write home about."
"Still I want to be able to do a fucking TV commercial," Set threw a temper tantrum.
"Did the boss say what I think he just said?" Amadeus called out from the other room.
"Yes, he wants to be able to do a fucking TV commercial," Renfield answered.
"He wants to be able to do a commercial for a porno movie?" Amadeus entered the room eating a McDonalds' Quarter Pounder Deluxe.
Renfield in his mind was imagining his favourite porn star Akira Lane kneeling down in front of a 6 foot tall Scottish highlander. She lifts the highlander's kilt, looks at the camera, winks and says, "I'm about to swallow a McDonald's Quarter Pounder Deluxe."
To be continued.
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