Renfield R. Renfield had raised a couple of zombies from a cemetery using an old voodoo manuscript he had found.
When he had done that, he walked to the rectory of Saint John the Baptist Catholic Church in London.
He knocked on the door.
An elderly priest answered.
"Father Sinclair?" Renfield inquired.
"Yes," the elderly priest nodded.
"You're the Father Sinclair who got into a heated argument with the theologian Herr Hans recently?" Renfield queried.
"That's right," Father Sinclair answered, "are you a reporter?".
"No, I'm not," Renfield shook his head, "now I'm not a big fan of Herr Hans either but I can't kill him just yet. So I decided to settle on you instead. I'm making a snuff film because I always wanted to make one of those."
"What?..." before the elderly priest could finish his sentence, one of the two zombies brought out a machete and cut off the priest's head while Renfield filmed it with his video camera.
"Now, gonna rush home and post this on YouTube," Renfield grinned, "and the hits and views will be coming in."
When Renfield got home, Amadeus was reading from an Encyclopedia in the library belonging to the multi-billionaire ancient Egyptian vampire Set, "Do you know that tomorrow August 29th is the day marking the commemoration of the Beheading of Saint John the Baptist in the Catholic Church?".
"Really?" Renfield looked at his watch which said 11 PM August 28th 2010, "tomorrow is? Shoot. Missed it by one day. Should have done it tomorrow."
"Done what tomorrow?" Amadeus asked.
"Never mind," Renfield smiled.
To be continued.
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