The following is a fictional satirical news story that I wrote a couple of days ago:
Paying a surprise unexpected visit to the South Korean capital of Seoul today, North Korea's Stalinist dictator Kim Jong-il went through a South Korean McDonald's drive-through today in his chauffeur driven Workers' Paradise Rolls-Royce limousine (a car that is actually unavailable to most North Korean workers).
The North Korean dictator was apparently struck by a craving for McDonald's Chicken McNuggets and upon being told by McDonald's employees that McNuggets were unavailable at the moment because this was the time only breakfast was being served, the Hermit Kingdom's Dear Leader went beserk and upon screaming that he was following Oprah's New Age spirituality and getting in touch with his feminine (American) side proceeded to break and smash the drive-through window.
There are fears the incident could lead to the outbreak of war on the Korean Peninsula.
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