More On Herr Hans

"So who's this Herr Hans?" Hyung Grace Kwan asked Dracul Van Helsing.

"He's a theologian and a Catholic priest," Dracul replied, "but one who doesn't believe any of the articles of the Catholic Faith."

"And what does he do?" Hyung asked.

"He teaches theology at a Catholic University in Germany," Dracul answered, "and he served as a theologicial advisor to various bishops at the Second Vatican Council during the 1960s."

"And he's a worshipper of Isis and Osiris?" Hyung queried.

"Yes, he's on a mission to convert the world to Osiris worship by 2012," Dracul stated, "He's spent almost 50 years laying the ground work for it. Now comes the hour of his final push."

"How will he accomplish this now for his final two years?" Hyung wanted to know.

"The same way anyone does anything like that today- through the entertainment industry- TV, movies, music," Dracul answered.

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Herr Hans was on the telephone, "Hello, my name is Herr Hans and I'd like to audition for an Old Spice commercial."

"Smell like a man, man," Herr Hans' parrot squawked before passing out from the extreme body odour.

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To be continued.